Oh SNAP! Schnauzer!

This guy promises hes 100% asian. We kinda believe it.

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Its like a hairy caterpillar climbed on his upper lip

Cause one picture wasn’t enough

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Lao Shifu

Wish I got this pic with him using power tools. That would have been bi-winning!

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Can’t be a musician without facial hair

the goat

He should have posed with a piano or violin to fully verify the authenticity of his asian heritage.

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I think Mustache glasses were modelled after this guy

It was colonel mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick

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The harder I squint . .

The bigger my moustache grows !

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Dear Lord

Please, please, please can I get a hell-yeah !

My glasses protect me while I drive fast and chain smoke.

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Cooookies !

Courtesy of Mista Cookie Jar !

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Check it

It’s the cover of my Love Songs album !

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Bearded Lady

This bi-winning bisexual has had so much tiger blood she’s brought home the world record for most facial hair on a woman 5 years running. Oh, and she’s asian.

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